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A Vietnamese college couple found themselves in presumably horrible pain after the guy felt "too shy" to go buy condoms and used—no.no.no.no.no.—a plastic bag instead.

According to the Mirror by way of news site Tuoi Tre, the man and woman both had "serious injuries," including "genital lesions, abrasions and bleeding."

The couple went to the hospital and are now recovering on antibiotics.