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New York, NY: If you can have sex here, you can have sex anywhere. (via Thinkstock)
New York, NY: If you can have sex here, you can have sex anywhere. (via Thinkstock)

Playboy, the company that somehow maintains an air of classiness despite 10,000 reasons that it's skeevy, has released a list of the 25 sexiest cities in America. Or, as far as I can figure out, it has released a list of cities with the most walkable nightlife, which they say translates to more opportunities to get tore up and bone. If walkability is what makes a place sexy, then my parents' 55+ housing development in Florida is sexier than Hef's bedroom.* 

Sources: Playboy