Recently, there have been videos of straight men touching penises for the first time, gay men touching vaginas for the first time, and straight men asking gay men about sex. Basically, with all of the interest in videos about other people's sex lives and sexual orientation, it was only a matter of time before someone (in this case, Mashable) made a video where queer women discuss what they think what straight sex is like. And in some cases, get it very, very wrong. Because no, a man's beard cannot get stuck on a woman's pubic hair like Velcro.*