Cosmopolitan magazine's sex moves aren't ways to maximize pleasure as much as they are impressive acrobatic stunts, but ordinary people in hilariously unflattering unitards still managed to give them a try. Taking on athletic feats like the "Sofa So Good" and "Bathing Booty," the impeccably-dressed duo show that nothing says sexy time like meticulous, complicated hand and limb placement.

While the video is Safe For Work, you might still feel the need to take a cold shower. People in unitards also found a way to make the most of that experience, with "The Lustful Lift" and "The Wet Lotus of Love."