There's probably no worse time to say "hold on one minute please!" than mid-coitus. Interrupted sexual situations almost always give way to awkwardness and hilarity. Which might be why user Checks_Gone_Wild recently posed this question to the fornicators of Reddit: What's the silliest reason you've had to stop in the middle of having sex?
Redditors came through with a range of scenarios even more awkward and bizarre than you could possibly imagine, and here are our favorites. So buckle up, folks. It's going to be an arousing, and frustrating, ride.
My boyfriends pet cockatiel started to sing 'Happy and you know it' and wolf whistle.. while watching us.
We had been going at it for awhile so my legs were pretty tired. I told my boyfriend while we we're switching positions that my legs made me feel like a noodle, and in his sexiest, not at all trying to be funny voice, he goes: "yeah? Well you're a tight little noodle". He was furious with himself for saying it after I couldn't stop laughing long enough to continue.