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People share the sexual stuff they’ve tried that seemed way better in theory.

People share the sexual stuff they’ve tried that seemed way better in theory.

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Because you can ask the internet anything and the internet will answer, someone asked Reddit: "what are some sexual experiences for you that seemed a lot better 'on paper' before you did them? One for me would be having sex in the shower." Redditors responded by sharing a whole array of sexual experiences they tried that seemed way better in theory than in practice.

Apparently everyone agrees shower sex is a slippery nightmare. Also, beach sex. And car sex. Actually everyone should probably just stick to vanilla sex in a bed from now on just to be safe.

Don't try these at home:

1. Anal. Via TheNextMovement:

An ex of mine had done anal before and I wanted to try it with her. But we were young and dumb and instead of using lube we would have spontaneous anal (without her prepping herself with an enema beforehand) and we used this watermelon scented lotion she had as lube.

We did it once and my dick ended up smelling like fake watermelon scent and ass. Anal ruined. Haven't eaten watermelon since.

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