According to a study from the University of Central Lancashire, prostitutes make great neighbors, and not just because they let you borrow a little sugar.

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The study found that the funny business that goes down in brothels boosts the safety and economy and the neighborhood, making things better for families. Residents described living next to erotic massage parlors and brothels as "better than daytime television," and said that the employees are "neighbours who put the bins out like everyone else."

Sources: The Mirror