Santorum soaks up some rays. Not pictured: The sign nearby that says "Ladiez Only."

Ever since Mitt Romney announced Wisconsin Congressman and P90X aficionado Paul Ryan as his running mate, Republicans both female and deeply closeted male have been clamoring for a peek at the fitness junkie's alleged six-pack abs. Well, unless Ryan is planning a surprise reenactment of Magic Mike at the Republican National Convention, you're out of luck. Fortunately, we've collected this comprehensive gallery of bare political torsos to keep you sated until that fateful day. They may not be as toned as whatever's under Ryan's Men's Warehouse ensemble, but they're no less patriotic. And you do love America, don't you?