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Arranging an orgy on Craigslist can be so impersonal. Presumably, that's why one "dumpy" middle-aged woman is cruising the Barnehurst Golf Course southeast of London to find unsuspecting (or way-too-suspecting) new participants to join her in a "10 man train."

Warning, her hair is bushy af.
Warning, her hair is bushy af.

The description of the dog-walking pervert is less than flattering, and at first seems almost like a joke:

WARNING

PLEASE BE WARNED ABOUT THIS WOMAN

WHITE, 5FT 4IN, DUMPY BUILD, MIDDLE AGED, DARK BLONDE SHOULDER LENGTH BUSHY HAIR, WEARS GLASSES AND WALKS A GREY DOG.