Men opened up about the plus sides of having a small member.

Men opened up about the plus sides of having a small member.
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Our capacity for accepting different types of people goes hand-in-hand with our progress as a civilization. Now that it's almost 2016, society has begun to rid itself of one its nastiest prejudices— the mistreatment of men with tiny dongs. We're learning to embrace the special gifts and unique contributions of those brave soldiers and their mini winkies. Recently, someone on Reddit asked the wielders of lil' dinkers to open up about the plus sides of having a wee chub. Their answers are eye-opening, inspiring, and strangely utilitarian. 

1. This disaster survivor.

If you were to tragically lose three fingers in a boating accident you could still masturbate.

-be_my_plaything 


2.  This meta comedian.

You get a cool username on Reddit.

-MicroCock


3. This stealth master.

Awkward boners in public won't be conspicuous 

-Xeizar


4. This optimist.

It can fit in any hole 

-phoholick


5. This small-vagina'd ally.

Okay so my first boyfriend was pretty fucking small... HOWEVER! I happen to have an unfortunately shaped vagina that is also very small... and the cervix tilts the wrong way.

My first boyfriend is the only guy who has ever made me cum during sex, because his dick was small enough that it wasn't painfully smashing into my weirdly tilted cervix with every thrust, it was just pleasantly bottoming out by the g-spot, and if you have g-spot orgasms there's not really a "this feels too sensitive" come down from the orgasm, you can just keep going and it feels just as amazing.

10/10, would totally fuck a guy with a small dick again.

-DreyaNova

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6. This snacker.

More room in my pocket to place my lunch 

-goodhotchill 


7. This hygiene expert. 

Less likely to touch the germ ridden bowl when you pee!

-goldenpie25


8. This injury avoider.

If you run into a wall you'll hurt your nose and not your penis.

-TheMagnet69


9. This savvy spender.

Saving the cost of penis reduction surgery. 

-LumberjackEh


10. This savvy pervert.

I only have to buy a small bag of popcorn to hide my dick in at movie theater. 

-DeadpooI


11. This tecchie.

It can reset your cable box 

-tweakinhefty


12.  This stomach sleeper.

You can lie on your stomach. 

-Ph0xtrot

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13. This overcompensator.

You'll have a great gun collection.

-Bucket_O_Beef


14. This thermodynamics expert.

Pissing on your balls keeps you warm in the winter.

-ThickDickVein


15. This sad clown.

You can invert your little flaccid superhero with a single poke from an index finger to create a mangina. My girlfriend laughs so hard when I do this. Deep down I'm crying inside. 

-Jazzlefresh22

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