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Even if next week's Republican National Convention in Tampa puts a sign out front that says "No Todd Akins Allowed," looks like there will still be people in Florida with utterly insane ideas about sex education. We're pretty sure the only thing Mountain Dew and marijuana prevent is you from getting off your couch, and a capful of bleach... well, if people this depressingly stupid want to drink a capful of bleach, we won't stop them.

Sources: Brad O'Farrell