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This explains so much about everything. (Convert mm to inches here, fellow Americans.)

After years of humans desperately trying to show the Internet what their junk looks like, it apparently has enough data to take a guess at yours. There is a new website, the Penis Analyzer (which also hosts the Vagina, Tits, and Anus Analyzers) from a Japanese developer named Rarapima that can use your name to generate an estimate of what your penis, boobs, vagina or anus looks like, and lets you compare it with up to three friends (or enemies), like we did above with best friends Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Lawrence and Rick Santorum.

Sources: Penis Analyzer, Vagina Analyzer, Tits Analyzer, Anus Analyzer