Does this look like a man who has sex with cars? Yep.

Whatever shame you may be feeling about your freaky sex fetish you keep locked away in the dark corner of your brain, prepare to feel a little better about yourself. Unless your sex fantasies involve having sexual relations with cars. If that's the case, you can at least take some comfort knowing that you're not alone. You're still a freak, but at least you have Edward Smith to lean on. He's the guy who went on TV recently to claim that he's not only into "having sex" with automobiles, but that he's "been with" over 700 of them. Basically, he's jerking off on cars.

Sources: Metro UK