Watch a guy finger fruits and unlock the sacred mystery of the female orgasm.

Watch a guy finger fruits and unlock the sacred mystery of the female orgasm.
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The guys at Simple Pickups kind of seem like creeps, but they know their audience: dudes who don't know WTF they're doing in the bedroom. The video below would actually border on sweet for them, if they didn't make sure to include equating MILFs with dried-up raisins. In general, it's all pretty good advice if you're having trouble locating the elusive Hooded Clitoris. Unfortunately, watching a bunch of overripe fruits get finger blasted until they explode into pulp might make you feel uncomfortable in your lady parts after awhile, and not in a sexy way. 

Anyone else feeling a weird craving for a smoothie?

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