Unicorn horn dildos might be the weirdest possible way to masturbate.

Unicorn horn dildos might be the weirdest possible way to masturbate.
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Hey, here's a thing that exists: unicorn horn dildos. Why? Because the internet. No judgment, though.

The unicorn horn dildo is from Geeky Sex Toys, the same company that brought you Mighty Morphin Power Ranger-inspired butt plugs and Pokémon-inspired dildos. It's like a Hot Topic but for sex stuff!

This is how their unicorn horn dildos are described via their website:

This legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms. The suction cup allows for more adventurous role play creating your very own fairy tale ending.

And if you are into this sort of thing, you can purchase the magical masturbation tool for only $50.00. The dildos are 100% silicone, so no unicorns were harmed in the harvesting of their horns.

Todays Unicorn Horns ready to be cleaned, packaged and sent out to their new homes 🦄 #dildo #anal #geekysextoys

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If the thought of pleasuring yourself with the spike that grows out of the forehead of a fictional horse isn't for you, then you may want to check out the site's lightsaber-inspired dildos or perhaps Green Lantern's vibrating ring. There is truly something for everyone who can't separate their general interests from their sexual interests.

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