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One lucky virgin on the internet seems to have dodged a relationship with a true wacko, after a date responded to the phrase "I'm a virgin" with one of the most hilarious, yet utterly foul responses imaginable.

The internet is full of this kind of stuff and... that's why the internet is great. Luckily, this guy wasn't finished, and his novel continues.

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Appropriately posted on Reddit's Cringe Pics—oh wait, he's still going. We'll check back in in just a second.

Appropriately posted on Reddit's Cringe Pics, the post is titled "Guys reaction after I told him I was a virgin on our first date." The comments are basically as funny as the phrase "molded a virgin into the essence of Aphrodite."

"'I take sex to the next level.' If it's any consolation OP, I think he's a virgin too," wrote one.

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"Self-proclaimed sex gods are often just that, self-proclaimed," said a more somber response.

Never mind, nothing is as funny as the phrase "molded a virgin into the essence of Aphrodite." Except maybe, "I take sex to the next level, past what is basic for everyone else."

Feel free to use these turns of phrase whenever you're feeling too likable.