There are about as many different sexual preferences as there are people on this planet. And because the Earth has billions of people, that means that at least a few folks are going to be into some weird shit. In the pursuit of knowledge and clicks, BuzzFeed asked its community members about the weirdest sex toys they've ever seen, from the dildo that puts alien eggs inside you to a "pussy pump." Then they tasked some of their fine staff members to play with them. But not like, y'know, that.