Congratulations! You now have a new thing to be terrified of happening to you.
Now that's the smile of a man whose dick hole is open. (via Getty Images)
I've heard a lot coming out of SXSW this week about technology, entertainment, and a Meerkat that isn't actually a cute animal and is therefore disappointing. But I have only heard one thing coming out of SXSW about a pee hole closing up, and that's about Jimmy Kimmel's pee hole. In a SXSW Interactive interview yesterday, Kimmel said that when he was working at KROQ, "My penis hole closed up."