Inventor of wet wipes for penises makes compelling case for why every dude should use them.

Inventor of wet wipes for penises makes compelling case for why every dude should use them.
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Finally, someone is trying to make men insecure about their sweaty-ass summer swamp balls.

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Welcome the wet wipes for your ball sack, Nadkins. Get it? (Because you use them to wipe your nads.)

They were created by bro-ey real estate surfer guy Joe Caccamo, who was sick of crop dusting his danglers with Gold Bond. GB makes a powdery mess, and he couldn't just walk around with wet wipes LIKE A WOMAN. There nad to be a better way.

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Their packaging looks like a cigarette container, the only item almost as disgusting as balls.

Caccamo created the wet-wipe-like towlettes for his balls, but unlike baby wipes, which he complained to Broadly "are paper-based and fall apart in your hand," his wipes are a cloth-based towelette.

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Pretty sure baby wipes don't have a shredding problem; a regular toilet can't even destroy those monsters. But whatever. Marketing.

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Plus, Caccamo created a special nut formula of out of aloe vera, allantoin, and vitamin E that's intended to create a "refreshing tingly feeling that's something to behold."

"Be holdin my nuts!" is what we can expect every dude who uses Nadkins to yell.

We could let Caccamo explain further what Nadkins do, but let's trust every human, nad-bearing or no, innately understands the how and why of a dick towel. Instead, lets look to and rejoice in this description of Nadkins translated from a Japanese website:

Men, such as after adding the use and after sweating, recommend products to keep the delicate zone clean "Nadkins".

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LOL "delicate zone." Nailed it again, translated Japanese website. If you need further explanation of Nadkins, check out their extremely informative promotional video:

Yikes. They made that.

At least the pricing on these nad-boys are pretty reasonable. When you get the monthly subscription they come in at a $1 per Nadkin—that's 50cents per nut.

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It looks like a condom, but unlike condoms they're created to convince someone to perform oral.
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So the big Q is: can we use Nadkins to swipe right on our Lady Vajays? Caccamo doesn't say, although he did comment to Broadly that "you could clean up a spill in your kitchen if you wanted to, or clean up after sex, [but] it's kind of a total waste to do that—it's not our intended purpose."​

OMG STOP NAD-SPLAINING AND LET ME AT THEM NUT WIPES.

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Yes, they actually made this too.
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