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Here's an Internet fairy tale: A 25-year-old girl fell in love wth the man of her dreams, got engaged, and recently became pregnant with her first child. Everything seemed perfect, until she discovered her future father-in-law had Facebook... when he used it to send her a pic of his wiener.

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Here's the story she posted to reddit in a desperate plea for advice:

I have been dating Buck for 4 years now we met in college, really amazing guy, good looking. His sisters and mother have been really welcoming and really welcomed me. I am pregnant with our first child. We both have our dream jobs and everything is fine apart from his father.

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Dun Dun Dun.......!

Hi father and mother are divorced and he lives on the other side of the country in New York with his new wife...this was my first time meeting him in person. He seemed really cold and to the point.

We exchanged details just to you know, stay in contact because he is my fiance father. [They] are not close like he is to the rest of the family... They just don't seem to really like each other.

And here's why, probably.

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Overnight, I got a message on Facebook from him and it was a picture of him holding his dick, one flaccid and one erect. With the words after it "You Like red?" I have red hair so that's why he called me that.

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WTF?! This is the kind of before-and-after shot nightmares are made of. Did Buck's dad misinterpret that famous quote about marriage to be "You're not losing a son, you're gaining a new chick to send pics of your wiener to?"

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This is wack on so many levels that the poor girl posted this story mid-trauma.

Buck is still sleeping and I am not sure how to address this with him and my friends will just cause a huge fucking drama, like they always do. I just need some advice please.

As you may have guessed, the Internet was not shy in handing out that advice. Here's the best and most succinct, from reddit's MdmeLibrarian.

You have to tell him. There is no happy ending from not telling him. Either he finds out later, or his father keeps harassing you.

When he wakes up, an easy script is "Hon, your father sent me a dick pic and I'm really creeped out!" and take it from there. He should be the one to handle his father from now on.

Yes. Good. Make Buck deal with it while you go outside to scream obscenities at the neighbor's dog (just kidding, please don't yell at dogs). Our heroine took that advice to tell Buck, and we got to see the ensuing drama:

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I told him and well, this is one of the few times I have seen him legitimately angry. He tried to get hold of his father and his father is not answering the phone. He told me to block him on Facebook and I did

He is on the phone to his sister or mom, I am sure who right now.

And that's the last we've heard from her! Maybe she is unable to type after spending the last couple hours washing her eyes out with bleach. Perhaps she disconnected from the Internet in order to prohibit any other genitals from being sent to her? We promise to keep an eye on this thread to update if anything else "pops up."