Guys shared stories of their worst sexual failures and they're way worse than any horror film.

Guys shared stories of their worst sexual failures and they're way worse than any horror film.
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Here are 15 painful—seriously, a ripped frenulum sounds bad—sexual failures guys shared on Reddit. Hopefully, these tales will take some of the pressure off of your own forced day of romance.

The bar is quite low when comparing yourself with a dude who went full Exorcist mid-intercourse.

1. Maybe she doesn't remember?

2. Wishful thinking.

3. Aw, true love.

4. Probably not the best time for a nap.

5. This guy was a little too into it.

6. Well, that's gross.

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7. "I, Ross, take thee, Rachel."

8. Candles are in fact a fire hazard.

9. Tiny font, appropriate for massive shame.

10. Wrong hole.

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11. What a vivid description.

Note: this is the guy who ripped his frenulum.

12. It went poorly, then he made it so much worse.

13. How did they laugh about this later?

14. He really sells car sex.

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15. Game over.

Which is worse: saying the wrong name or shouting a video game title? It's a close call.

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