With parents a non-starter and friends beginning to sex at different speeds, many people turn to the Internet for their questions about doin' it. Even though sex isn't always between a one P and one V, and virginity could mean a lot of different things, people still ask strangers on the Yahoo Answers to help them make sense of their own sexual experiences.

(The craziest part is almost always the spelling and grammar errors, maintained here for ultimate hilarity.)