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Instead of a bridezilla, this wedding just may have the world's worst momzilla.

As pointed out by Distractify, Slate's weekly advice column Dear Prudence recently featured a pretty offensive and shocking question written by the mother of an upcoming bride.

In her question, she explains why she doesn't want her daughter's best friend and maid of honor Katie to walk down the aisle in the wedding procession: because Katie has a limp. She mentioned it to her daughter, who is no longer speaking to her because of it. The mom wants to know if expressing her horrific and discriminatory opinion is wrong. Here's her full, extremely offensive query:

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My 27-year-old daughter and her best friend, Katie, have been best friends since they were 4. Katie practically grew up in our house and is like a daughter to me. My daughter recently got engaged to her fiancé and announced that Katie would be the maid of honor (Katie’s boyfriend is also a good friend of my future son-in-law). The problem is that Katie walks with a pretty severe limp due to a birth defect (not an underlying medical issue). She has no problem wearing high heels and has already been fitted for the dress, but I still think it will look unsightly if she’s in the wedding procession limping ahead of my daughter. I mentioned this to my daughter and suggested that maybe Katie could take video or hand out programs (while sitting) so she doesn’t ruin the aesthetic aspect of the wedding. My daughter is no longer speaking to me (we were never that close), but this is her big wedding and I want it to be perfect. All of the other bridesmaids will look gorgeous walking down the aisle with my daughter. Is it wrong to have her friend sit out?

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For someone who claims not to be that close with her daughter, she sure cares a lot (and in all the wrong ways) about this wedding. Everything she says is just garbage garbage garbage.

Dear Prudence, a.k.a. writer Mallory Ortberg, came back with the perfect response, showing the mom zero ounces of sympathy. She bluntly points out how she is being ableist, cruel, and unempathetic, among other zingers.

I am having a hard time wrapping my mind around this letter. I encourage you to reread it and to ask yourself that time-honored question, “Do I sound like a villain in a Reese Witherspoon movie?” You are, presumably, sympathetic to your own situation and are invested in making sure that you come across as reasonable and as caring as possible, and yet you have written a letter indicting yourself at every turn. This girl is “like a daughter” to you, and yet you want to shove her to the side of your other daughter’s wedding just because she walks with a limp. Your daughter’s wedding will be perfect with Katie as a full and honored member of the bridal party. A limp is not a fly in the ointment; it’s a part of Katie’s life. It is not only wrong to have asked your daughter to consider excluding her best friend over this—it is ableist, and cruel, and it speaks to a massive failure of empathy, compassion, and grace on your part. You must and should apologize to your daughter immediately, and I encourage you to profoundly reconsider the orientation of your heart.

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A MESSAGE TO MY HATERS: I encourage you to profoundly reconsider the orientation of your heart.

Damn, Dear Prudence with the poetry.

Here's hoping this cold-hearted mom did some reorienting and shows up to support her daughter on her wedding day–by taking video or handing out programs (while sitting), of course. She wouldn't want to ruin the aesthetic aspect of the wedding with her garbage personality.

After Twitter user Nicole Cliffe tweeted a screenshot of the advice column, hundreds of people replied, expressing how wild it all was.

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Others tweeted that maybe the question was written by the bride's dad. Is this advice column the new mother/father doctor riddle?

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Update, Sept. 8, 2017, 1:45 p.m. ET: Mallory Ortberg told Someecards via Twitter DM that the letter writer did not clarify if they were the mother or the father of the bride. And because they're probably too mortified to reveal their identity, I guess we'll never know...

Sources: Distractify | Slate