If you absolutely must have extramarital sex hours into marriage, keep it from your new dad.

If you're getting married this wedding season, don't get too stressed if a few things to go wrong. That's just the universe's way of reminding you that your love is not special because in the grand scheme of things we don't matter. But if your wedding reaches the level of catastrophe attained by the weddings in this list, simply pat yourself on the back for giving your guests a good time. No one will remember your centerpieces, but they'll be talking for years to come about the drunken sucker punch your maid of honor threw at the Justice of the Peace because she didn't like his face. Take a lesson from this list, the only thing better than the perfect wedding is the perfect wedding disaster.

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