25 brides behaving badly.

25 brides behaving badly.
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Movies and the wedding-industrial complex love to tell you what the Perfect Wedding™ is supposed to look like, and also what a perfect bride should be. It's your damn day to be a princess, goddammit. But brides are human, too, and should get to celebrate as they see fit. Even if there are guns and drugs involved.

Here are some shining examples of brides living their truth on their special day.

1. The Russian Bride

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She's smokin'.

2. The Subway Bride

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That can't be good.

3. The Bird Bride

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Flippin' out.

4. The Kegger Bride

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CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

5. The Chicken Bride

http://i.imgur.com/TS0EbYY.jpg
Everyone craves the special bridal biscuits.

6. The Wine-Soaked Bride

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Cheers!
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7. The Taco Bell Drive-Thru Bride

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"Help me, Taco Bell. You're my only hope."

8. The Dangerous Bride

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You will respect her special day...or else.

9. The Peeing Bride

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It takes a village.

10. The Pool Party Bride

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Taking the plunge.
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11. The Near-Naked Bride

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Easy transition to the Honeymoon.

12. The Hunting Bride

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Getting the turkey ready for the buffet.

13. The Lush Bride

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In sickness and in health.

14. The Frisky Bride

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To have and to hold.
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15. The Fellating Bride

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Looks like they're off to a good start.

16. The Dumpster Bride

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We warned her that her groom was garbage.

17. The Gamer Bride

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To thine own self be true.
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18. The Crip Bride

http://i.imgur.com/LPJFAjH.jpg
You may now Crip the bride.
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19. The Drunk Bride

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Keeping it real.

20. The Stoner Bride

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This one's evergreen.

21. The Lit Bride

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Getting ciggy with it.

22. The Swamp Bride

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As good as it gets.
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23. The Raw Bride

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Salmonella Cinderella.

24. The Thirsty Bride

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Weddy to go.

25. The...I Don't Know What The Hell This Is.

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What?

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