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Movies and the wedding-industrial complex love to tell you what the Perfect Wedding™ is supposed to look like, and also what a perfect bride should be. It's your damn day to be a princess, goddammit. But brides are human, too, and should get to celebrate as they see fit. Even if there are guns and drugs involved.

Here are some shining examples of brides living their truth on their special day.

1. The Russian Bride

She's smokin'.
She's smokin'.

2. The Subway Bride

That can't be good.
That can't be good.
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3. The Bird Bride

Flippin' out.
Flippin' out.

4. The Kegger Bride

It's not a small town wedding until the bride does a keg stand.
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

5. The Chicken Bride

First meal with my beautiful bride after our wedding yesterday.
Everyone craves the special bridal biscuits.

6. The Wine-Soaked Bride

My best action photo ever: the exact moment my mate Bannerman spilt red wine on the bride
Cheers!
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7. The Taco Bell Drive-Thru Bride

"Help me, Taco Bell. You're my only hope."
"Help me, Taco Bell. You're my only hope."

8. The Dangerous Bride

Dangerous Bride
You will respect her special day...or else.

9. The Peeing Bride

It takes a village.
It takes a village.

10. The Pool Party Bride

Bride taking the plunge
Taking the plunge.
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11. The Near-Naked Bride

Pretty bride, keeping it classy
Easy transition to the Honeymoon.

12. The Hunting Bride

Getting the turkey ready for the buffet.
Getting the turkey ready for the buffet.

13. The Lush Bride

In sickness and in health.
In sickness and in health.

14. The Frisky Bride

To have and to hold.
To have and to hold.
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15. The Fellating Bride

Looks like they're off to a good start.
Looks like they're off to a good start.

16. The Dumpster Bride

We warned her that her groom was garbage.
We warned her that her groom was garbage.

17. The Gamer Bride

To thine own self be true.
To thine own self be true.
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18. The Crip Bride

A crip wedding
You may now Crip the bride.
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19. The Drunk Bride

Keeping it real.
Keeping it real.

20. The Stoner Bride

This one's evergreen.
This one's evergreen.

21. The Lit Bride

Getting ciggy with it.
Getting ciggy with it.

22. The Swamp Bride

As good as it gets.
As good as it gets.
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23. The Raw Bride

Salmonella Cinderella.
Salmonella Cinderella.

24. The Thirsty Bride

Weddy to go.
Weddy to go.

25. The...I Don't Know What The Hell This Is.

What?
What?