Jen Glantz is fine with always being a bridesmaid and never being a bride, because she is totally making bank from it. After being years of being a bridesmaid for friends, Glantz decided to use all she learned and opened her business, "Bridesmaid for Hire." Yes, you can hire a bridesmaid to do the things you can't trust your friends to do.
According to the website, she can be your "personal assistant-on-call therapist- social director-the ultimate peacekeeper" and will take on the less-glamourous aspects of Bridesmaid-ing (like holding up your dress while you pee) so you and your guests could enjoy your big day. It's kind of genius.
Glantz offers a bunch of different packages and services, from her helping you write a perfect maid of honor speech to her putting on a dress and standing at the altar with you. Sure, she's basically a total stranger who is holding the reigns of your wedding, presumably the most important day of your life, but she has a damn impressive resume. She wrote the book on being bridesmaid. Literally.
Plus, this whole thing seems like a perfect set up to a rom-com where Glantz will work tirelessly to make other women's dreams come true before she stops to focus on her own happiness. Wait, that is the plot of 27 Dresses. Damn it.