This is the level of entertainment that people getting married should provide for their wedding guests.
Update: we have since gotten footage of their (literally) magical wedding dance.
Newlyweds Justin Willman and Jillian Sipkins made a video in the style of TV show Drunk History to explain to their wedding guests how they met. Together, they downed a bottle of whiskey, two bottles of wine, and half a bottle of vodka before explaining their relationship history to the camera. Then, actors recreated the scenes. This is a professional quality viral vid, and their story provides enough missed connections, glitzy events, and self-deprecating magician jokes to build a true rom-com arch.
According to Buzzfeed, the couple played the video at their rehearsal dinner and everyone, "even grandma," loved it. According to Instagram, Sipkins was wearing a dope bridal crop top-pant combo at the time.
Congratulations on not boring your friends and family with a borderline inappropriate 25-minute anecdote that barely makes sense. May you have many years of viral glory ahead of you.