1) Condoms

Some questions not being asked enough this week: Will Prince William be using commemorative condoms on the honeymoon? Will Kate Middleton be chugging the beers named after her? Will Queen Elizabeth II purchase the lego recreation of the wedding? If you're looking for the best way to baffle, mortify, and offend the people involved in the royal wedding, look no further than these odd and/or obscene pieces of memorabilia.