Lara Mason is an award-winning baker who has made cakes in every shape and size. Most frequently, she makes them in human shapes and sizes, cake-ifying everybody from Jennifer Lawrence to Harry Potter. She was married last month to Nikki Mason in Malta, and decided to make her own wedding cakes. The pics have gone viral, in part because they're amazing, in part because eating your own face at a wedding is somewhat horrifying, even in a post Game of Thrones "Red Wedding" world:
The couple clearly has a sense of humor. Not only are they offering their own bodies up to their guests as dessert, Nikki's cake-person sacrifice is wearing one of those beer guzzling hard hats that reads, "Marriage Survival Kit." If Nikki needs to double fist Coors to get through his marriage, it's pretty obvious what Lara needs: marzipan.