Rachel Winterbottom, maid of honor at her sister Hayley O'Brien's wedding, chose to celebrate Hayley and new husband Paul with a toast befitting the rustic-chic wedding: a Vanilla Ice-inspired rap. As BuzzFeed reported, the couple and guests loved the "Ice Ice Baby" speech, which is littered with memories and inside jokes—but that doesn't mean outsiders can't enjoy the toast.  ​

Winterbottom's lyrics didn't hold back. Here are a few choice lines: "Pisspot describes Hayley to be fair / Always on Facebook with her legs in the air / Classy my sister could be a WAG / Although this one time she was sick in her bag." (Pisspot means a heavy drinker and WAG stands for wives and girlfriends of footballers.)