Today in the "Yeah, WE GET IT" department comes news of one Aaron Chervenak, who on May 20 married his smartphone in a Las Vegas chapel to prove a point about society's love affair with technology. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh (for eternity).

Chervenak explained:

We connect with our phones on so many emotional levels. We look to it for solace, to calm us down, to put us to sleep, to ease our minds. And to me, that's also what a relationship is about. So in a sense, my smartphone has been my longest relationship. That's why I decided to see what it was like to actually marry a phone.

Sources: h/t Cosmopolitan