It's pretty common to hate weddings these days, but not every bride and groom is a blood sucker who devours gifts and attention.

Believe it or not, some people fell in love and want you to share in that for an evening.

Nevertheless, a wedding RSVP sent to a "chrissy" and posted to Times Union is under scrutiny now because it dared to be slightly sassy. It asks the invitee if they will take the happy couple up on their offer of free booze (obviously a joke because we all know you end up paying for every cent of that liquor in travel, wardrobe, and gifts), and if not, what their "lame excuse" could possibly be.