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I assume he means both the Japanese and American versions of the film The Ring. (via Etsy)

Sometimes weddings are funny, but not on purpose. For example, you should not try to zipline into your wedding; that's like sending the gods of disaster a direct invitation to your nuptials. Others understand, however, that a wedding without laughter is like a dog without hair — sure, it exists, but it looks kinda weird. The couples who put these signs up at their weddings know how to celebrate their love and have a good time, no zipline accidents required.

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We're also taking everyone's fingerprints in case some Real Shit goes down. (via Etsy)