A lot of little girls dream about their wedding day. The dress they're going to wear, the type of flowers they'll carry, maybe even the man that's inevitably going to disappoint them. One thing they forgot to count on was someone else stealing their spotlight and going viral without them. Here are the top people who made weddings all about them this year.
1. The boy who cried, "Poo."
Sh*t got real at Hannah and Ben Lienert's wedding when their 3-year-old son stopped the ceremony because he "needed to poo." If the bride hadn't already been wishing she'd tied the knot prior to having kids, this incident probably severely reduced the chances that kid will have more siblings.
2. The dad who totally made the stepdad cry.
Father of the bride Todd Bachman was walking his daughter down the aisle when he suddenly stopped and grabbed the hand of his daughter's stepfather to walk alongside him. The tear-filled moment was captured by the photographer, and the story went viral. No doubt the bride wondered why they picked her moment to finally get along, but happy for them nonetheless.
3. The groomsman who split his pants taking photos.
Groomsman Lee Coleman was trying to be the most fun person at the wedding, and it's safe to say he nailed it. The photographer caught the exact moment his pants split, and the images went viral. Somewhere, surely, the bride and groom were looking for scissors to rip their own sh*t and get some freakin' attention for themselves. What a camera hog!
4. The President.
Stephanie and Brian Tobe had their golf course wedding briefly postponed so Obama could play through, which he tried to make up for by coming by and posing for pics with the party. Um, stealing focus much? Sure, the bride and groom, however said they were actually thrilled for their unexpected wedding crasher. (Sure, sure.)
5. The flower girl who sucked face.
4-year-old flower girl Anderson totally upstaged the bride (who also happened to be her mom) at her wedding. When the photographer told the bride and groom to kiss, Anderson heard that as "flower girl and the ring bearer she's been crushing on" and totally went for it, hard.
6. The maid of honor who passed out at just the right moment.
An Imgur user's sister passed out at "the exact moment the judge said, 'You may kiss the bride.'" Hmm, pretty convenient time to lose consciousness, don't you think?
7. The Rock.
The Rock, aka Dwayne the "The Rock" Johnson, surprise-married Nick Mundy and his fiancé, Dilara. Nick thought he was supposed to interview The Rock, only to show up at the location to find the interview was canceled. Psyche! Instead the muscular actor showed up to officiate his wedding! Congratulations, your wedding is all about The Rock now. (As it should be.)
8. A random Instagram celebrity who suddenly appeared.
Celebrities have a way of upstaging brides, no matter how loosely you define "celebrity." This bride named Shannon got overshadowed by an Instagram celebrity. Ouch. Much to the couple's surprise, the best man hired dq4equis, aka Superman Drawls, to skate down the aisle and deliver the rings mid-ceremony. Drawls is most famous for bizarre photos and videos of himself wearing roller skates, a pair of Superman briefs, and an intimidating gaze. What's harder, getting overshadowed by a guy wearing Underoos, or explaining viral fame to Grandma?
9. A Freakin' Owl.
Bilbo the owl took all the attention from the bride at this wedding when he flew down the aisle to deliver the couple their wedding bands. The groom prepared this trick as a surprise for the bride, who was probably all like, "Oh cool, there's a bird here now, and everyone is looking at it and not meeeee." Bilbo also wore white to the wedding. That's a real dick move, Bilbo.
10. The Sky
No one is supposed to look more beautiful than the Bride on her wedding day, but mother nature DGAF. A random stranger, also known as photographer Sam Yeldham, was trying to take a time-lapse photo of a storm, when he noticed a couple standing on the pier. He snapped this photo and posted it on social media, where it was later discovered by the couple, and thousands of others.
11. The best man.
Just hours before John Taylor walked down the aisle with his bride Lisa, the groom had a semi-nude photo shoot with his best friend and best man, Andy Pemberton. You know, how bros do. Somewhere, Lisa was screaming into a pillow about her future husband getting was naked with someone else on HER special day.
12. These nude bike riders.
Blair Delson and Ross Cohen had their wedding photo-bombed by the Philly Naked Bike Ride. No matter how white your dress is, it's hard to get attention when you're surrounded by so much nudity.
13. The groom. (Who should really know better.)
In an effort to steal attention from his bride, this groom popped on sunglasses and broke out into a lip-sync mash-up during his wedding vows, mouthing words to songs by Whitney Houston, 'N Snyc and Ed Sheeran. Somehow, she resisted saying "I don't" after the brutal upstaging, but if they ever split up, she'll definitely have a killer medley ready for divorce court.