A good many of you are probably about to walk down the aisle and promise to be among the 50% of married people who stay together forever and ever. Since your friends and relatives will be taking the money they could have spent on an actually enjoyable vacation and throwing it away to watch you read the vows you shouldn't have written yourself, why not make it worth their while and let them know just how unhinged you and your fiance really are? Take a cue from these wedding photos and learn how to take "your day" to a whole new, mind-bogglingly insane level.