This is the third installment of Worst Wedding Guest stories from Someecards readers, because our fans are hilarious, and apparently they attend a lot of disastrous weddings. (Vol 1, Vol 2, Vol 4, Vol 5) At this point, we're just left wondering if every mother-in-law in America needs to go to rehab. Also, the nation's brothers need to dump their girlfriends, because they are trainwrecks. Not like the groomsmen out there are doing much better. Y'know what? Everyone's a mess. Go take a cold shower and drink some coffee, all of you!