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8 Awkward AF Hookup Stories That Will Make You Afraid To Get Laid Again

8 Awkward AF Hookup Stories That Will Make You Afraid To Get Laid Again

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Everyone has an embarrassing sex story. Everyone. That's because sex, while awesome, is also inherently weird. I mean it's two (at least two) naked bodies smushing together. There are sounds, smells, bodily functions, unexpected obstacles, roommates, and all kinds of other weird things to deal with.

Hell, even if everything goes off without a hitch, you can still find yourself curled up in a ball of naked shame afterwards. It happens to everyone at least once.

That said, you might not have any stories that are as bad as the ones in this AskReddit thread which posed the delightfully leading question: "What is your embarrassing sex story that makes it hard to look that person in the eye when or if you see them again?"

1. From user billbapapa:

Back in Uni, they had a social function, everyone hammered, a girl I was friends with decided she wanted to be a bit more than friends.

I was single, she was nerdy hot and a pretty cool girl, so I was down with that.
We get back to her place, we are starting to get it on when she lets the nastiest fart out, loud, smelled like sewer gas. We both paused, she looked me in the eyes and I'm not sure what she or I were going to say at that moment, except she said, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry..." then she got up and ran to the bathroom.

We've all been in that situation, though normally, with enough warning to not get naked and ready for sex when it's about to strike.

But she was in that bathroom and it sounded like death was coming. Grunting, swearing, bodily noises, etc.

I put my clothes back on, just yelled loudly, "I'm going to leave and give you privacy, I hope you feel better."

It was quite a while before we had a real conversation again. That incident was never brought up.

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