Mornings get a bad rep. They aren't all bad. For one thing, it's a blank slate. You haven't had a chance to screw things up yet. Also, it's the one time of day you can eat cake as a meal and get away with it. Besides that, it's perfectly acceptable to add alcohol to your juice at 9 am and just call it "brunch." Yep, mornings are pretty great, especially this morning because you're about to laugh at some dang funny memes.