Getting older totally blows, but the alternative is faking your own death, assuming a new identity, buying a forged birth certificate on the dark web, and getting extensive facial reconstructive surgery so you are unrecognizable to anyone who knows your true age. Plus, you'd have to learn TikTok dances. Sounds like a lot of work and at my age, I'm pretty tired. These memes hilariously nail what life is like once you've reached your 30s. Just don't laugh so hard that you throw your back out.
No matter how old I get, I still feel like a kid. It's like are people really just trusting me with all of this responsibility? I'm not ready! I have a feeling I'll be in the nursing home still Googling how to boil an egg, but that's OK as long as the future still has memes.