"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
– Lucille Ball
Getting older is rough. One day you're dancing on a bar and the next you need a bar to hold on to while you squat over a public toilet. It all happens so fast. Take a little time out from complaining about your bills and back pain and have some laughs. Remember, you're only as old as you tell people you are.