You said "I do" in front of all of your friends and family. You promised to love, honor, and cherish each other until "death do you part." Now what? Those wedding vows warned you about sickness and health, but they didn't say anything about snoring, or which way the toilet paper roll should go, or how to hide your Amazon packages from your spouse.
The bottom line is that marriage is hard. You've got to make compromises 24/7 and share a bedroom?! Damn. At least when you fight, you've got the perk of hot make-up sex, right? You've also got someone special to laugh at these hilarious marriage tweets with, so I guess married life isn't all that bad.
These tweets perfectly nail the hilarious ups and downs of marriage from very funny husbands and wives. If you're married, you will definitely relate to these hilarious tweets.