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Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is

I'm Jewish today

Sorry you have to use personal days for your religion's most sacred holidays

Happy Holiday from a total goy

I'd have a deeper understanding of Rosh Hashanah if even one of my Jewish friends understood what it was

Celebrating the Jewish New Year is like celebrating the regular New Year except we blow into a ram's horn and have the exact opposite of fun

Here's to another year of lunatics focusing their conspiracy theories on the Obama administration instead of on the Jews

I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart attack

Before you ask for Rosh Hashanah off, make sure you know what Rosh Hashanah is

This Rosh Hashanah, be sure to cast off your sins before placing your football bets

Happy New Year to someone who occasionally abides by the lunisolar Hebrew Calendar

May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays

L'Shanah Tovah to a Jew who has no idea what I'm talking about

I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday

Just a reminder not to schedule any JDates on Rosh Hashanah

I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe

My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year

Here's to a Rosh Hashanah we'll never forget since it'll be permanently documented in our Facebook Timelines

I truly feel like we're the Chosen People when our holidays fall on a weekday.

Happy Rosh Hashanah to a Jew who knows more about the iPhone 6 than about Rosh Hashanah.

Rosh Hashanah is the least hungover I've ever been on New Year's Day.

I don't need it to be a Jewish holiday for me to sit around reflecting on how much I hate myself.

Best of luck not ruining the holiday with your awkward binge drinking of Manischewitz.

Let's celebrate a strangely upbeat Jewish holiday.

I hope the Jewish New Year doesn't remind you of the resolutions you've been flailing at for eight months.

Happy Rosh Hashanah from one guilt-ridden, non-practicing Jew to another.

Nothing that's been done to the Jews is as terrifying as forgetting to wish your mother a Happy Rosh Hashanah.

May the Jewish New Year bring you many joyful events to complain about.

Happy Rosh Hashanah unless that's one of the sad ones.

May you spend your Rosh Hashanah doing something you have to atone for on Yom Kippur.

May all the friends you run into at your hometown synagogue today be impressed by your life.

Just sending you this e-card so you have no excuse to keep spelling Rosh Hashanah
incorrectly.

You seem like one of those Jews that needs to google Rosh 
Hashanah to know
whether or not you're
allowed to eat. 

Rosh Hashanah offers Jews a second opportunity to feel crappy about being alone on New Year's.

You had me at your correct
pronunciation and spelling
of Rosh Hashanah.