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Thanks for being the designated personto risk a DUI.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the co-worker who is most likely to cover your shift while you sleep off your hangover fromSt. Patrick's Day.

I'm pretty sure Saint Patrick would be utterly horrified by Saint
Patrick's Day.

Let's make the same poor decisions on St. Patrick's Day as we do every day.

I've been preparing for St. Patrick's Day almost as long as I'll be recovering from it.

I'm not wearing green today because I have a pinching fetish

Let's remember to make out before we vomit

There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day

I refuse to be told what color to wear unless it's by pretty much any fashion magazine

I find few things more scenic than 40 tons of green dye dumped in a river of raw sewage

Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green

I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish

Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland

I hope banning gays from your parade doesn't hinder your celebration of tiny, magical fairies

May the constant references to leprechauns this time of year not be a painful reminder of how short and possibly gay your boyfriend is

Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible

Until I met you, I didn't know Jews could drink like Irishmen

This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone who looks like Shane MacGowan

It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you

It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end

I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs

My alcoholism supersedes my Judaism on St. Patrick's Day

We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day

Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers

I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity

Sorry our country has no better way to honor your people's heritage than with a green fast food milkshake

I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable

Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland

I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day

I can't wait to partially celebrate your birthday this St. Patrick's Day

All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick's Day if you happen to be planning my intervention

Here's to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick's Day

Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day

May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day

The only Catholic announcements I'm interested in this week are St. Patrick's Day bar specials.

I don't need an Irish
holiday to spend the
weekend binge
drinking.