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If you find yourself scrolling through Netflix tonight and are in the mood for something silly, self-aware, and which will probably get you and/or your partner pregnant, we recommend you check out Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special.

This Netflix original, from The Lonely Island's Akiva Schaffer and Comedy Bang Bang! Bang!'s Scott Aukerman, is both a genuine Valentine's Day special featuring the immortally smooth voice of Michael Bolton, and a ridiculous parody of the entire history of television. And as an added bonus, it'll get you horny.

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I wasn't sure what to make of this show going in. But I'm very pleased to report that it exceeded all of my expectations. It's the perfect combination of funny sketches, beautiful singing, and virtual reality sex. By the end, I wasn't sure whether to laugh or to rub my whole body sensually with oil. So I did both.

What's more, the celebrity cameos come thicker than the roots of Michael Bolton's blond locks. The show features such comedy favorites as Adam Scott, Maya Rudolph, Chris Parnell, Sinbad, Andy Richter, Brooke Shields, Fred Armisen, Andy Samberg as Kenny G, Kenny G as a janitor, Janeane Garofalo, Eric Andre, Sarah Silverman, and an entire dance troupe of Captain Jack Sparrows. And that's only the tip of the star-studded iceberg coming to destroy your Titanic of Laughs.

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Check out the trailer below. Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special is currently available for streaming on Netflix. But before you watch it, you might want to sign up for a Lamaze class. Because the baby-making mojo in this thing is potent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9kDgMNNNQg