23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k
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Ok, fine, America is not without its issues. For starters, we still haven't figured out the whole "treating people equally regardless of race, sexuality, etc" thing. And, of course, the Cheeto-In-Chief isn't exactly doing wonders for making sure people get healthcare. Still, there's no denying we've done some pretty amazing stuff in our short, 241 year history. We invented flight, jazz, the Internet and a rubber vagina that looks like a flashlight for God's sake. Pretty badass if you ask me.

Then, of course, there were these proud moments where America shined on the very Internet we invented. Times like...

1. When this patriot showed the proper respect to Old Glory.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

2. When someone exercised their freedom of press and put these signs next to each other.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

3. When this American hero saved the people of Walmart.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

4. When Buzz Aldrin reminded the world who owns the f**king moon.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k
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5. When this proud patriot schooled some foreigner on our aeronautical feats.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

6. When we told this doctor not to come up in here with his commie bullshit.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

7. When this soldier showed ISIS how we f**kin' do.

8. When this guy handed out freedom and the eagles came calling.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k
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9. When we reminded everyone just how this all got started.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

10. When a kid answered this question correctly.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

11. When we manufactured this.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

12. When even our typos loved freedom.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k
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13. When we got the highest rating a country can.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

14. Whenever someone tried to add a country to a scroll down menu and saw ours first, even though it's almost last alphabetically.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

15. When we taught this Australian dude what a privilege it is to be an American.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

16. When Stephen Colbert told Hugh Laurie what was what.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k
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17. When we got all mathematical about our Pledge of Allegiance.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

18. When we gave Portugal a lesson on the American calendar.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

19. When we just hammered it home one more time that we own the moon.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

20. When we all owned one of these shirts at one point.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k
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21. When this patriot tempted skin cancer just to show how much he loves America.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

22. Whenever our dads rocked this at a 4th of July BBQ.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

23. When some fine American citizen made this meme and let it ring out for all of Twitter to see.

23 Times America Kicked The Internet Right In The D**k

America. Fuck yeah, bitch.

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