9 brutally honest birthday cakes we wish we could give to America on the 4th of July.

9 brutally honest birthday cakes we wish we could give to America on the 4th of July.
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Come on! America is turning 237 for God's sake. If every one of your dumb co-workers gets a cake, the nation sure as hell deserves one too. Here are a few ideas for what to tell the Carvel guy to write on it.

No singing Happy Birthday though. Even America thinks being sung to is awkward.

 

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