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Greeting from Orlando, where the weather is warm enough to pleasure yourself on a suburban street!


Does this look like the face of someone who just masturbated?
(via Orange County Police Dept.)

31-year-old Amie Carter took a bunch of unknown drugs and/or alcohol and strolled naked down an Orlando street until she faced off with a couple driving a Lexus. That's when her sense of self-romance struck and she began to masturbate, much to the horror of the of those inside the luxury vehicle, as well as those now stuck in traffic behind it.

Sources: NY Daily News | Orlando Sentinal