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The holy trinity was the original three-peat. (photo via Jake Weisman)

Comedian Jake Weisman recently came across his five-year-old self's musings about God and basketball and posted them on Instagram, raising a number of excellent questions. Would God be a solid team player or an almighty ball hog (as the first commandment suggests)? Would God play if He had the flu? Would He point to the sky after draining a three-pointer and thank Himself after the game? Can God even foul? Is the New Testament evidence that he can make a comeback after the half?

These questions are for wiser minds than mine to answer, and Jake is right when he says we'll never really know.