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It's Chuck Norris's world. We're all just getting kicked in it.

Chuck Norris might be a crazy, conservative Christian who warned us all that the Earth would be plunged into a thousand years of darkness if Obama was re-elected, but he's our crazy, conservative Christian who warned us all that the Earth would be plunged into a thousand years of darkness if Obama was re-elected. He's essentially the nation's unhinged uncle who's always promising to take us wild boar hunting when our mom's not around (and Uncle Nugent, but that guy is weird). We love him, but we're terrified of him.

Sources: Huffington Post