God damn nachos! I hate you! Ooh, look, nachos!
This is the equivalent of advertising life insurance in a cemetary: the best emotion you can hope for is searing regret. If the person viewing this ad is struggling to stand up after facing the toilet, it may be closer to boiling rage that would ensure they never eat nachos again. For a few months. Well, for a few weeks at least. Nachos, you say?